1. Ensure the cooler is the proper temperature by holding your hand in the ice water until it becomes unbearable. Then walk over to your best customer, saying "Ow!" and have her hold your hand until it warms up again. Repeat at least 17 times.
2. Prepare your beverages by placing them in the ice water until they reach the desired temperature. You may find that you need to transfer the beverages from one cooler to the next, and then to the next, and then back, for a minimum of 9 repetitions.
3. Now that your beverages are adequately chilled, you may begin transferring them to your "bar". If you do not have an actual bar counter, a cement pad will suffice.
4. Arrange the beverages in alphabetical order by flavor. Rearrange them by color. Rearrange them again in random order. Finally, arrange them according to popularity.
5. Take your customer's order and supply the beverage of his or her choice. Remember his/her selection each time they approach the bar, and your tip will multiply exponentially.
6. Don't become so involved with your work that you forget to attend to your own hydration needs.
7. Remember, music makes the atmosphere. Crank the tunes!
8. After your shift, simply change into your PJs, hydrate some more, and prepare to sleep during the long commute home.
9. Collect payment from the party hosts before leaving the premises.
10. Be extra cute as you leave, so the hosts will request your services for their next party.
Thanks for throwing such an awesome party Paula! We had a blast!
Does the Dragon Bartender travel? Do the hosts have to pay his travel fees? Does he like the East Coast yet?????
ReplyDeleteSo cute!! Does he do that at home too? I need him to bartend for my next party. How far in advance are you booking? We miss you guys!
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